Where are the Goodies?

When I was first encouraged to become a Christian, I was made to think that "coming to Jesus" was the ultimate life-enhancement plan - that Jesus was the key to making my life here on earth the very best it could be.

So my question is simply this: Where are the goodies?

I was basically told to put on the parachute to improve my flight, when I should have been told to put on the parachute to prepare for the jump to come (Heb. 9:27).

Notice to all well-meaning Christians who promulgate the watered-down and misleading message that Jesus is the key to a really groovy life here on earth:

PLEASE STOP!